The other day, we had a birthday lunch for Abuelita (Grandma). All of Abuelita's children and grandchildren sat around the large table in the restaurant talking and laughing. One of the conversations took a very interesting turn.
Tia (Aunt) directing her question to Son #1: How was school yesterday?
Son #1: Good. We took pictures.
Tia: Oh really.
Son #1: Yeah. And my pants broke.
Tia: Where did they break?
Son #1: What?
Tia: Did they break on the zipper or the crotch?
Son #1 in his voice that carries across restaurant establishments: CROTCH!