My husband and I were going to the store with the kids last night when an interesting conversation occurred.
"Before Baby was born, he was in your stomach." Son #1 piped up from the back of the car.
"Yeeesss." I responded.
"Then, he popped out of your stomach like a locomotive with a head full of steam!" Son #1 shouted.
Silence followed and then muted laughter from the front of the car.
Finally, my husband muttered under his breath. "Sort of. It was more like he was man-handled out of your stomach."
(What children say amazes me. What my husband says afterwards makes me roll on the floor with laughter.)