My husband and I were relaxing in the living room with Son #2 when we heard Son #1 shout for help. His worried voice seemed to emanate from the bathroom so my husband went to check it out. I waited with Son #2 in the living room and heard this exchange.
Son #1: "Ugh! The poop won't come out of my butt! It hurts!"
My Husband: "Just relax. Don't push too hard or else you'll hurt yourself."
Son #1: "Ok Dad."
My Husband: "Do you know why you are having a hard time pooping? It's because all you have been eating is cheese and you have not been eating your vegetables."
Son #1: "Sorry Dad. Next time I'll eat my vegetables."
I chuckled to myself as my husband injected a tiny dose of guilt for avoiding vegetables into their conversation.
A minute or two passed in silence and then I heard my eldest son exclaim. "It came out! It was like my butt had teeth and chomped the poop out!"
My husband and I laughed uncontrollably. Stuck poop beware. Son #1's hiney has teeth that can chomp you out!