When Son #1 was three, he attended day care. One day, the facility rented a horse for professional pictures. All parents were told to dress their child in cowboy clothing for picture day. Sadly, Son #1 had clothing technical difficulties. Son #1 does not own any western wear and never has but he DOES own Dallas Cowboy apparel. So on that fine morning, Son #1 picked out his Tony Romo jersey and proudly marched into his classroom.
During the lesson, the teacher taught the children about cowboys, horses, and their clothing. She pointed out children that were dressed in their best western apparel and labeled them as cowboys. Son #1 pointed to his Dallas Cowboy jersey and proclaimed. "I'm a Cowboy too!"
Just as the teacher was going to correct him, she looked at his shirt and smiled. "You ARE a Cowboy!" She exclaimed.
That's right baby! Son #1 is the best kind of Cowboy!